Man in Electric Wheelchair Chased Biker FOR THREE DAYS! - Neatorama

Dedication ... Perserverance ... Tenacity... Pulitzer Prize.

Those are few words that came to my mind when I read this news story from The Palm Beach Post:

That, my friends, is determination: http://www.tcoasttalk.com/2011/04/15/biker-says-man-in-electric-wheelchair-chased-her-around-parking-lot-for-three-days/ -via BuzzFeed

I know a cyclist I encounter every day that I'd LOVE to do this to! That would sure teach him to zoom by me from behind without courteously ringing his bell! [plots]

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@eMMyoRWeLL- That depends, are you walking on the street or the sidewalk? If youre on the street then it's your bad.

About the story, Im shocked, he looks like such a nice man.

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And what, exactly, prevented her from leaving the parking lot? Sounds like a couple of crazies.

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I can't help but see these two circling the same parking lot for 72 hours straight. Eventually I'd just fake left and cut right and pedal my little heart out.

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There's a cyclist I see every day lately, whom I call the butt-crack guy, because he's always showing off the top of his butt, and it's cold at the moment. Cyclists are weird. Pull your damn pants up! Nobody wants to see that.

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I think The Palm Beach Post just trolled us all.

That's the only explanation I can provide for this story's existence.

Seriously, I've composed a mental essay filled with reasons why this "chase" did not play out as described. Brain power well spent.

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I assume he chased her in separate incidents three days in a row, because I don't think many people could ride a bike for 72 hours non-stop.

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NM that his electric wheel chair would probably need to be charged a lot sooner than 72hrs.
What a load of crap.

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