It's time for the Name That Weird Invention! contest. Steven M. Johnson comes up with all sorts of crazy ideas in his Museum of Possibilities posts. What should we name this one? The commenters suggesting the funniest and wittiest names will win a free T-shirt from the NeatoShop. Put on your thinking cap and leave an entry in the comments.
Contest rules: one entry per comment, though you can enter as many as you like. Please make a selection of the T-shirt you want (may we suggest the Science T-shirt, Funny T-shirt, and Artist-designed T-shirt categories?) alongside your entry. If you don't select a shirt, then you forfeit the prize. Good luck!
Update: Scott-O had a winning entry with the name First Eye'd Kit, and nik said he'd call it the Emergen-See Kit. Both win t-shirts from the NeatoShop!
i rpn heart, navy, xl
bug or feature- small
i rpn heart, xl, navy
velociraptor black t-shirt in men's small
Love Bug, Royal Blue, Large
Love Bug, Royal Blue, Large
I heart robots... 2xl
"The 'fanny' pack for the headstrong hiker"
XL Neatoramanaut
"The 'fanny' pack that... well, sure, I guess you could wear them on your face too."XL Neatoramanaut
Amp-Bear-Sand - Natural - Medium
(I need a new wardrobe...)
First Aid Goggles. I'm just saying.
Record Lover XL
cheers!
Writers Do It 'Til Their Hands Cramp, Natural, 2XL
Goggles of Healing, +3 vs Non-Leathal Damage
OZ,the Short Version Light Blue Ladies XXL
Goldilocks, Ladies L, natural
Save the earth, XXL please.
Save the earth, XXL please.
Save The Earth, XXL please