Say What, Batman?

BATMAN: Robin! What Are You Doing?!

ROBIN: Wha?!... (hops off the batpole) Oh.. I um... was working on my acrobatic exercises!

BATMAN: Wearing stilettos with your costume?

ROBIN: Helps ankle development.

[insert panel here]

Caged Heart Shirt, Black, XL

"I have been thinking...you know, that thing that we did last night? I thought we could maybe do it again... I can bring the fish, if you like..."

It's all fund and games... ;-D Love the Schroedingers Cat shirt ;-D

"Robin, I keep telling you that the briefs go on the OUTSIDE!"

Robin: "I was thinking that I could get a sidekick of my own."

I have a few ideas.
The following are inspired/straight up stolen from the Adam West Batman series:
1. Robin: "Holy molars! Am I ever glad I take good care of my teeth!"
Batman: "I see. Just don't let it become a fetish."

2. Batman: "Man-eating lilacs have no teeth, Robin. It's a process of ingestion through their tentacles."
Robin: "I see."
Batman: "Just don't let it become a fetish."

3. Dick: "Gosh, botany is tough. I'll never learn to recognize all these trees!"
Bruce: "Come come, Dick. Pine. Elm. Hickory, chestnut, maple. Part of our heritage is the lure of living things, the storybook of nature."
Dick: "That's true, Bruce. I'll learn to read that book of nature yet!"
Bruce: "I see. Just don't let it become a fetish."

4. Bruce: "Most Americans don't realize what we owe to the ancient Incas. Very few appreciate they gave us the white potato and many varieties of Indian corn."
Dick: "Now whenever I eat mashed potatos, I for one will think of the Incas."
Bruce: "I see. Just don't let it become a fetish."

(I love Batman. It may have become a fetish.)
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(Since he looks off-color)
Robin: When we recovered the giant Oscar statues the Joker turned into robots to terrorize Hollywood, one began rubbing all his paint off with my cape and I put it on and the paint got in my hair ... and on my face ...
(panel)

-your cell phone makes you twicw as annoying XXL
-thanks for the fun

"Yeah, right... I mean, you know, no, normally I wouldn't be caught dead doing this sorts of thing... I just... I mean, he hit me first, you know? We should keep this between us..."

Protect Your Nuts (Medium)

batman: robin, my suit was warm, have you been wearing it again?

robin: sorry batman, it's... the feel of the rubber...

batman: i see, well just don't let it become a fetish... it'll take over your *life*

(love lifts all things, women's medium)

(alternative option)

batman: robin, why are there cornflakes in my suit?

robin: sorry batman, it's... the juxtaposition of the crunchy, nutty flakes and the smooth, cool rubber...

batman: i see, well just don't let it become a fetish... though, hmmm, i can see the attrac- *crunch* ooo!

(love lifts all things, women's medium)

Hahahahaha! You people are messed-up in the head!

Batman: "Robin, my dear chum, I couldn't help but notice the other day you were dancing around your room to the backstreet boys on the radio...."
Robin:"You saw that?!"
Batman:"Yes, what's worse you were dressed up like AJ. I'm worried that, well, I'm afraid you will become a backstreet fanboy... my best chum."
Robin:"Hey! it wasn't AJ, it was Howie...."
Batman:"I see, careful my faithful chum, it starts with liking the beat, next you start dressing like them, then you want to be them, don't let it become a fetish... chum."

Yes I went for Adam West Batman for this. :-P

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"No, no, no... it would only be creepy if I had used ketchup INSTEAD of mustard. And you don't have to worry, I don't even like relish...pickles in general, just... and... you know what, forget it"

Protect Your Nuts (Medium)

"My regular tights were at the cleaners and all I could find were these fishnet stockings."

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Robin: "Holy red tights, Batman!"
Batman: "Holey?"
(insert panel)

[Mmm, Pi; M; Black]

baahaha this is hilarious! great find there :)

What you don't see is the Batman pajama bottoms Robin is wearing.

I went down the "A picture is worth a thousand words" route.

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Money is the root of all evil - Large

Batman found out that Robin was playing around in other men's bat caves when he wasn't around.

Robin: "What? I just thought pink masks would add something to our costumes..."

Batman: "I see. Just don't let it become...a fetish"

Robin: "It won't. This isn't like the bedazzled belts, it's very tasteful."

Chemists do it periodically(on a table)- Ladies Large

Chaps?

Wearing his utility belt backwards and setting it on vibrate!

Science vs. Magic - XL

Robin: They're called leg-warmers, Batman... they're soft and keep me warm...

(shirt: D.A.D.D., XL)

Robin: I couldn't find my tights so I substituted pantyhose.

"But Batman, Alfred and I really love watching Emeril on the Food Network! Besides, we already say "BAM!" when we hit people so nobody will know."

Save the World, XXL please.

BATMAN: A tutu? Robin, really? And you've curled your hair...

ROBIN: I feel pretty!

BATMAN: I see. Don't let it become... a fetish.

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"But I like sliding down the Bat Pole with Astroglide"

Mosaic Skull/Large/Dark Chocolate

Robin - "That last criminal we apprehended, well I said to him 'Kapow! We ownz your butt, and to proves it, hand over your underwear.'"

Paddle faster - I hear Banjos (XL)

It was the first time Robin ever said "Holy [something not normally said after 'holy'], Batman!" We now know how well Batman's admonishment went.

Batman: "You'd like to see me in a new one-piece pleather bodysuit and rename myself the WHA... THE BLACK SWAN??!?"

Robin: "Holy mangled makeovers, Batman! It was only a suggestion..."

Batman: "I see..."

Friend/Enemy Ambigram (M; Black)

Robin: "Beware the wrath of the Fetts!"

Batman: "Just don't let it become a fetish, Robin."

Love Bug, Royal Blue, Large

Hahaha! These are great, guys! Winner: Larry and Clippy (but since Clippy didn't pick a T-shirt, he forfeited the prize).

"I kinda like the way the nylon of my tights tugs at the hairs on my legs, Batman."

Robin: So last night, I switched costumes with Batgirl and had her tie me up with my tights.

Look out Schroedinger's Cat. Small