Name That Weird Invention!

Mullmet.

In case you want to be REALLY sure about which side is party and which is business.

oh for shirt, I squid teuthology.

Umm. This is a "Flight of the Conchords" Ripoff.
boo.

The Hairmet

The "I Wanna Be A Nonconformist Like Everyone Else" T-shirt

Hate to be a buzzkill, but part of what makes a helmet work is a hard, smooth outer shell that slides when it hits the pavement. Anything that causes the least bit of grab can twist your head and neck on impact.

And to be even more of a buzz kill, there are people who already make this.

This would make for some interesting accident scenes.

Wild Hairs Gear

Caged Heart - Black - XL

Helmet Head. I want the Zombie, Eat Fresh t-shirt in small. :D

"The prevention extension"

I Heart Robots 2xl

The "helmullet"

XL All Your Base (Chem) please.

Aihr Drag Hellsmet

Double protection features: slows down speed by increasing drag and has built-in protective cover for the head.

Target market: Bald or balding Hells Angels members, or Hells Angels wannabes.

Shirt - "Be Careful" (M, Black)

The helmetoupee.

This would really drive police crazy trying to enforce helmet laws. I would call it a freedom poser.

I Heart Robots XL

I bought one of the afro ones for halloween, like, years ago. I think it was called a "wig helmet" or "helmet wig" so naming the invention should be as easy as looking up the name the are sold under.

I am eagerly awaiting another rumored invention of Steven M. Johnson. It's a cup shaped object for holding, transporting, and drinking coffee out of. I think he tentatively was going to call it a "coffee cup"

The ZZ Top

For his next invention: Something that someone already else invented or something so ridiculous that it make me want to hire a hooker just to punch her.

Vike-hair-ious Threll-met.

I like Runil's "The ZZ Top"

Come to the Dark Side, we have cookies. (L - Black)

And thanks to Miiiiike for the inspiration ->

'The Buzzkutter'

Come to the Dark Side, we have cookies. (L - Black)

Lyin' Mane

i rpn heart, xl, navy

With Miiike on the fail of this idea.
I have yet to see an idea from this artist that I like. The ideas are often impractical and sometimes dangerous (and sometimes are already out there?). And yet, several features from Neatorama? Don't get it cuz it ain't neat.

The Weavel Knievel

i rpn heart, navy, xl

To joe citizen, Jimbo and others,

This man has been doing these drawings for many years (my guess is from the 70's on). They are a look back into the imagination of a quirky man over the decades. He does not market himself as the ultimate inventor of perfect and practical radness. They are meant to be seen as humorous.
Instead of complaining, why don't you whip out the old pen and paper and have a go at it? Comedy is a lot harder then it looks. Save your "insightful" put downs for people who are spewing hate into the world.
Leave the artists alone.
I think this is a great joke and I am sure that my favorite comedy duo (The Flight of the Concords) would agree as it appeared as a running gag on their show. I cracked up every time.
Keep on keepin' on!

Hair-O-Dynamic

"Mmmm... Pi." XXL please

(And amen, lalla6!!!)

Give lalla6 the t-shirt.

Hair-ley Davidson Helmets?

Save the Earht. XXL Please

Bike Locks?

Mmmm... Pi. XXL please.

Weave-in-Traffic?

Save the earth. XXL please.

Road Rugs

Mmmm... Pi. XXL please.

(Do I get credit for sheer volume of submissions?)

Toupee Toque (Canadian version)

Save the Earth, XXL please.

Apparently, we have a few people who don't like us having a contest where we give away t-shirts for interacting with a humorous picture. Apparently, we also have a lot of people who like it!

The Fast and the Furriest

i rpn heart, navy, xl

Motorcycle Gang Bangs

i rpn heart, navy, xl

Bug Collector

Save the Earth, XXL please.

Weave'n Traffic.

Dangit!!!! Please add "Mmmmm pi, XXL please" to # 35!!!!!

Please add "Mmmm Pi, XXL please" to #35 and forgive me if this is a double post.