Squirt Gun Pen - $7.95
You are an optimist who is not afraid to walk on the wild side of life. The Squirt Gun Pen from the NeatoShop was made for you. Just remember it isn't always wise to squirt your boss in the face with water. You might also want to avoid doing this to co-workers who are significantly larger than you.
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