Shakespearean Insult Gum - $2.45
Do you have trouble coming up with witty insults? The NeatoShop is here to help. With Shakespearean Insult gum you will never have to think of a good insult again. Just calmly pop open a box and let Shakespeare do the insulting for you. You there -
Thy wit's as thick as a Tewkesbury mustard!
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