Next time you wonder why the court system moves so slowly, look no further than crazypants lawsuits like this one clogging up the system. Sean "Diddy" Combs is being sued by an ex-lover for child support, loss of income, and causing the worst atrocity committed on American soil in modern history. And don't even get me started on the casino chip... !
Link -via Radar Online
Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks is seeking $900 billion in child support, and $100 billion for "loss of income."
But here's where the story goes from funny to sad.
Turks is seeking a restraining order against Combs, saying he, his ex-girlfriend Kim Porter and LAPD brutality victim Rodney King are responsible for the collapse of the World Trade Center, RadarOnline reports.
She alleges that she was abused from 2001 to 2010, and that: "[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. he put my baby in a wheelchair."
The allegations get even crazier from there, with Turks accusing Diddy of date rape and saying that he, Porter and others raped her children.
She also believes that Diddy has a casino chip of hers that's worth "100 zillions of dollars."
Link -via Radar Online
the only good news about this is that the judge should take one look at this and laugh it right out of court.
You don't need a lawyer to file a lawsuit. It's possible that she's representing herself. 8-o