Darren Hope underwent hair transplantation 19 years ago, and recently found a nasty surprise on his head when he decided to shave his hair:
A surgeon left the two-inch capital letters across the back of his nut by removing tiny hair roots. But the word was hidden by the new locks he implanted.
Single Darren was a balding 21-year-old when he had the £7,000 Gordon Ramsay-style op at a London clinic. He recently changed to a short hairstyle - and pals saw the word when he took his cap off while playing cricket.
Darren, of Nuneaton, Warks, said: "It is about five inches long - I can't believe I never knew.
Am I the only one who pictured something else?
Also:
"I'd love to sue the surgeon but the clinic has closed down."
Does he not have the doctor's name?