Better Than A Boyfriend Soap - $7.95
Is your best friend's love life in the crapper this Valentine's Day? Don't panic! The NeatoShop is here to help you survive the crisis. May we suggest you get them some Better Than A Boyfriend Soap from the NeatoShop. It's the perfect gift for that friend who would smell a whole lot better if they stopped crying, got out of their pajamas, and took a shower.You might also want to get them some Fountain of Youth Mints to go with the soap. They probably haven't brushed their teeth in a while either.
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