Disappointingly, the Banryu "Guard Dragon" home security robot does not come with laser beam eyes, but it did debut in 2002, so maybe there have been upgrades since that time. This device from TSMUK, a Japanese robotics company, moves slowly -- only three meters a minute. And it's not life-size. But it's a start in the right direction.
You can watch a video of it at the link.
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It looks constipated.
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