For more than thirty years, Dragon magazine published a regular Q&A column for Dungeons & Dragons players who need clarification about rules and backgrounds. Chris Sims of Comics Alliance combed through the archives to find the strangest and/or most disturbing questions that ever made it into the magazine.
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Heck I think that "touch" question might have come up in one of our campaigns.
Once, inspired by the movie "The Gamers" I asked if I could steal someone's pants while they were mooning someone else. I succeeded. :)