Klein Bottle Opener



A Klein bottle is "a closed surface with only one side; formed by passing one end of a tube through the side of the tube and joining it with the other end." Pictured above is a bottle opener shaped like a Klein bottle. It was made by Bathsheba Grossman, who explained:

The problem of beer That it is within a 'bottle', i.e. a boundaryless compact 2-manifold homeomorphic to the sphere. Since beer bottles are not (usually) pathological or "wild" spheres, but smooth manifolds, they separate 3-space into two non-communicating regions: inside, containing beer, and outside, containing you. This state must not remain.

A proposed solution Clearly the elegant course is to introduce a non-orientable manifold, which has one side and does not divide 3-space. When juxtaposed with the beer-bounding manifold described above, it acts to disrupt the continuity thereof, canceling the outdated paradigm of distinction between interior and exterior. This enables the desired interaction between beer and self.


Link via Nerdcore | Photo: Bathsheba Sculpture

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@caveman:

You'll notice both comments before mine were about the fact that this product is overpriced for them. I simply pointed out why. Call it marketing if you like, but the writing is pretentious and in my opinion, ineffective.
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@Ted

Most of the money spent on most of the gadgets that you own was spent on "hooha". It's called marketing.

Although marketing makes us want things that we don't really need or would have wanted in the first place, there is nothing intrinsically wrong with paying what it is worth to you rather than the absolute minimum it could have sold for.
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Surely it's more like 8 inches tall (have a look at the picture, 4 inches on that tape goes from the middle of the front leg up to the eyeball).

It's probably 4 inches from its belly to the middle of its back.

Still tiny, though.
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I call BS on "4 inches tall." Unless that tape measure is incorrect, that puppy is much taller than that at the withers, and possibly double that to the top of the head.

Of course, the perspective in the photo might be totally an optical illusion, in which case you can disregard all of the above.
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My Yorkshire Terrier is 1 year old and 5 inches tall/ six inches long. She wieghs 1 pound and 8 ounces, but I'm hoping she'll hit 2 pounds someday. So tiny. Tiny dogs need love too you guys!!!
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Have met Dancer and next to my 5 lb. Pomeranian he looks like a squeekie toy.

Dancer is now the smallest working Therapy dog I know. proud as punch of him.
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I was at a airport a few years back and saw 2 of he smallest dogs I have ever seen, I think they were terriers but cant remember for sure. the owners did say they were called tsp and tablespoon terriers I believe. has anyone heard of these types of dogs? If you can help me out that would be wonderful.

Patty
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That is one of the fugliest things I've ever seen..... Looks like the left over hair people leave in a drain after taking a shower...if anyone argues with this comment....you obviously don't have a life
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You know sad part about these pint sized pups is they are bred to be so small because people think they are "CUTE"! Your wanting a dog so tiny makes people breed runts ( the poor sickly dogs that have to be hand fed just to live) and lable them as "Tea Cup" (NO SUCH BREED)! What the breeders fail to tell you is most of these dogs have major health issues costing thousands a year in vet bills. Yet they sell these dogs for twice the price. Its "CUTE" it's also inhumane and creating a very unhealthy trend!
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