The bomb squad quickly suited up and headed to the scene to defuse the situation. Once they arrived on scene, specialists found a box slightly stirring. There was no "tick-tock," but a different familiar sound. Meow.
A quick examination by the experts determined the box's contents was about to explode - with cute and cuddliness. Inside were two kittens, which the bomb squad manual states is more dangerous to a ball of yarn than to an office building.
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And if Maru disagrees with you, then that makes you a bad person: http://sisinmaru.blog17.fc2.com/blog-entry-681.html , http://sisinmaru.blog17.fc2.com/blog-entry-679.html
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