(Image credit: Flickr user Mini Mookiy. This is not "Esther")
by Fiorella Gambale, Ph.D. Institute for Feline Research Milano, Italy
Cats have excellent balance, and are remarkably acrobatic. When turned upside down and dropped from a height, a cat generally has the ability to land on its feet. Until now, no one has systematically investigated the limits of this phenomenon. In this study, I dropped a cat upside down from various heights, and observed whether the cat landed on its feet.
Dropping a Cat Upside Down from a Height of 6 Feet
I dropped the cat from a height of six feet. I did this one hundred times. The cat always landed on its feet.
Dropping a Cat Upside Down from a Height of 5 Feet
I dropped the cat from a height of five feet. I did this one hundred times. The cat always landed on its feet.
Dropping a Cat Upside Down from a Height of 4 Feet
I dropped the cat from a height of four feet. I did this one hundred times. The cat always landed on its feet.
Dropping a Cat Upside Down from a Height of 3 Feet
I dropped the cat from a height of three feet. I did this one hundred times. The cat always landed on its feet.
Dropping a Cat Upside Down from a Height of 2 Feet
I dropped the cat from a height of two feet. I did this one hundred times. The cat always landed on its feet.
Dropping a Cat Upside Down from a Height of 1 Foot
I dropped the cat from a height of one foot. I did this one hundred times. The cat never landed on its feet.
Discussion
Popular belief is that "a cat will always land on its feet." My experiments show this to be true for drop heights ranging from six feet down to two feet. It is not true at a drop height of one foot.Does a cat land on its feet when dropped from a height of less than one foot? This preliminary study indicates that the answer may be no. However, further experiments, preferably with the same cat, are needed to settle the question.
Acknowledgments
I want to thank the cat, "Esther," for her initial cooperation in this experiment. Thank you, also, to Esther's owner, M.R. Young. And special thanks to the organization PFTAR (People For the Tarring-and-Feathering of Animal Researchers), whose indiscriminate yacketing inspired this project.
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In other words, yes it is so funny.
thicken your skin a little ya cry babies.... it's a friggin joke....
interstingly there was some study that cats falling from a certain height of buildings almost always died, but higher say 7 stories survived, as they had enough time to try to slow dwn and prepare for landing.. or something.
http://www.damninteresting.com/high-rise-syndrome
I'm willing to bet no cats were harmed and that none of this ever occurred.
For the series of one-foot drops, she tied a piece of sliced bread, butter-side-up, to Esther's back. Since the "Cat-Lands-On-Its-feet" force was countered by the "Bread-Lands-Butter-Side-Down" phenomenon, a paradox was created.
Since the cat does possess intelligence, she was able to influence the result, i.e. landing gracelessly on her side. Had she been a goldfish, with but a rudimentary awareness, the result of the experiment would have been the creation of a singularity...