A vacationer returned after a nine day holiday only to find that his brand new VW Jetta would hardly crank. When he got it started he sought the help of the dealer, as anyone would, knowing that it is covered under the bumper to bumper warranty.
The service representative quizzed the owner if he had just picked up the Jetta from DIA and the gentleman responded, “Well as a matter of fact I did.” The culprit, according to the dealer, are rabbits who have combined exercise and a healthy diet to ensure against early onset cardio vascular disease.
The bunnies are feasting on rubber coated wires and other delicacies that may be infused with soy oil during the manufacturing process.
In the case of the VW Jetta, the warranty does not cover damage caused by hungry rabbits. Link -via reddit
(Image credit: Flickr users Carly Lesser & Art Drauglis)
human pee works to a certain degree as well.
what you want is concentrated fox urine.
... I can't believe I just typed that.