Scary Clown Ride Sparks Protest

Alton Towers is a popular theme park in Staffordshire, England. The resort recently opened a thrill ride called the Carnival of Screams, featuring "killer clowns" that reach for visitors. However, the new attraction is touching a sore spot with clowns, who are protesting at the park's gates.
One protestor, Fips the Clown, said: ”We are protesting because we feel the Alton Towers Resort’s new horror maze, Carnival of Screams, is an unfair depiction of clowns.

”It only serves to reinforce stereotypes of clowns as evil.

”I can’t believe this – it has taken us years to get over Stephen King’s ‘IT’ and now this just adds to further damage the reputation of clowns worldwide.

”This will do for clowns what Jaws did for sharks.”

The Carnival of Screams will only be open from October 16 through the 31st. Link -via Arbroath

As a total coulrophobic (person with an intense fear of clowns), I don't care that clowns are sad...good! I hope they are. Maybe if they're sad they'll stop being so heartstoppingly terrifying?
What I do care about is that picture of clowns, could you change it to puppies or something. No one ever provides clown alerts on posts, commericals, etc. I call for an International Clown Alert System (like a Threat Level warning or a Tornado siren) to protect those of us who want to pee in fright whenever we see a red nose or rainbow wig.
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"This will do for clowns what Jaws did for sharks."

Haha this article is full of hilarious lines. I'm wondering how they feel about the movie Killer Clowns from Outer Space. Those clowns are from space, but they are still clowns. So are Earth clowns offended by that movie?
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From the notebooks of Jack Handy:

"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kinda scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad."
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I never liked clowns. I punched a circus clown when I was 5. I'm not exactly scared of them but they creep me out. You're a person, in exagerrated make-up and clothing, you squirt water on people and you haven't ever been funny. What's so endearing about that? If clowns weren't a thing, they'd lock you them up in the loony bin if you did that.

I could never support anything clowns want for themselves. The government could systematically be killing and disposing of clowns and I'd be A-OK with that. Keep that right up.
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I do love a good clown, but it's just inevitable that some clowns are creepy. I think they're overreacting. Does count chocula get in a tizzy when vampires are in scary movies? Or twilight? I rest my case.
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I guess if the parking lot was crowded, as they can be at theme parks, these guys have no problems since they can fit all their clowns into one car and will only need to find a single parking space then.
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