D.L. & Co., a manufacturer of luxury crafts, makes a candle that cries tears as it burns. It's called "Deirdre", after the Irish pre-Christian folktale "Deirdre of the Sorrows." There are four more photos at the link.
http://www.dlcompany.com/catalog/bust-dierdre-candle-dl-limited via Make
The whole gouged-out eye look is the creepy part, I think. After a while, she'll grow quite a wax beard, too.
Interesting, but a little pricy.