What Is It? Game 151

I think that it is a Greatfruit Wedge Slicer.
Neatorama "L" please

It is a jar opener. It grips the top and provides a handle for removal.

Sorry I forgot the shirt info. Science, Size XL.

It is a jar opener.

It's called a micrometer

The "That's how i roll" shirt
Size L

It's hard to judge scale, it could be a jar opener.

But, it also kind of looks like a variant of an insulation cutter.

"ROFLcopter Pilot, Men's Small, Military Green"

Provided I'm correct that is.

So yeah, Insulation cutter is my guess. Sorry, I kind of put two in that first one...

"ROLFcopter Pilot, Men's Small, Military Green"

It's a Ronco Unclamper. Used for unclamping things that do not need clamps, never had clamps, and/or shouldn't be clamped. They came in a box of 10 for two easy payments of 19.98, but if you called in quickly you got another six for free. It was a really good deal, so I ordered one set for me and another for my friend. Now we are leaving things unclamped all over the place.

Thesaurus, XL Grey

It's an old oil-can opener

IT'S A CAN OPENER
SHIRT - XL ARTIST DESIGNED TSHIRT

Looks like a sextant.

It looks like a sextant.

(I didn't mean for it to post! I tried to look for shirts, it posted for me! Don't forfeit me! You know, if I'm right. Otherwise, forfeit all you want.)

I Want To Believe, the Alien Version, XL. :)

Ummm Hard core industrial Toe Nail Clippers....

Type Bike size small

Its a Pie slicer and server.

More Awesome than Double Rainbows, Fat guy 2xl.

Could also be a quadrant? Or I'm totally wrong. :P

Still I Want to Believe, Alien Version, XL ;)

Kathleen Marler is right: it's an oil can opener! any ol' tee shirt is fine. whatever you pick in 3X or 4X.

My first guess is a Miter Gauge (masonry work)
T-shirt: Evolution of Gamers XL please for my son :)

My 2nd guess would be an Angle Finder

T-shirt: Evolution of Gamers XL please :)

Used for a colonial pac-man game. You take the device and run through the fields eating veggies. Nom nom nom.

Comic Skill and Cross Bones, large

Thanks Neatorama, you've now exposed my most humiliating moment to the world. What all these people don't realize is that this is actually the probe used on an alien ship. I'm happy that they don't know this and think it's something like an unclamper, or a jar opener. If they knew the excruciating pain the 'Snargle Nogle Zouss' causes, or in English the 'Ear Shaper', they would probably die.
The only reason I ever survived the 'Ear Shaping' is because the pain was so bad after about a second that I passed out. They thought there experiment went wrong and dumped my body out of the ship. Luckily I landed on a beach and the sand clogged the would so I didn't bleed out.

This IS the right answer, though most governments would have you believe otherwise, so if you don't pick it, I understand...big brother watches me too. However, if you acknowledge this as the right answer I would like the amp-bear-sand in chocolate and a large size.

Also, as soon as this contest is over can someone please destroy the 'Snargle Nogle Zouss'? It could be quite dangerous if it falls into the wrong hands.

It's the skeleton of a Pac-Man puppet!

Cake slicer? It can be used for slicing baked round cake half to spread jam in-between.

Cheese wheel core sampler.

myth busted XL

I read about this in a Jules Verne novel. It's an early version of a canteloupe segmenter.

Barring that, I believe it is a medieval chastity device. Clearly.

(Want to Believe, Alien Version, XL)

Not sure if i was right, so i'm gonna guess again.

Is it a (mathematical) compass?

Same as before 'That's how i roll' in L

Sheep hoof trimmers. You gotta work fast, those guys can kick.

"Thesaurus" in 2xl.

It is a tool for winding alarm clocks on zeppelins.

It's a snare for trapping animals.
size:L
color: black
Thanks

It's a handheld sundial...

OH NO...rocket science in large please...

Knife, cutter, etc..

Knife, cutter, etc.. >small

Oops!!¡ Cuts something>> I Heart Noir, 3X

It's an aquatic tool for recalibrating shark fins.

I would like a medium slice of Pi (Mmm), please.

It's the T1/2 endoskeleton, designed by Skynet. Sent from the future, it's a cyborg assassin disguised as Pac-Man.

Comic skull & crossbones, men's M dark gray.

The latest release from Tokyoflash.

support cloning in medium, thank ye.

It is used by Australian Lifeguards to pop beach balls (and any other inflatable toy) that gets in their way when they are trying to save lives with Baywatch-like theatrics.

Hard hat turtle, Medium please.

This is a piece of equipment used by the famous Fishling Circus and is mostly used as a goldfish catapult. The quarter-circle part is usually pushed into the sand to provide stability, but is also sometimes used to imitate a mock shark during the Clown-fish act

Something went Terribly Wrong XL

I do believe this is a wheelchair foot rest for the more aggressive of the nursing home residents. The bar hangs out the side of the wheelchair to catch hold of wheelchairs that attempt illegal passing in the hallway. In ancient Rome, this weaponry was commonly seen on what was known as a "Greek chariot."

Smarter than the average bear--size small

Seems to be some kind of Melon wedge slicer... just like the suggested Greatfruit Wedge Slicer but bigger...

PS. sience T-Shirt the largest

Looks like a melon wedger. Something that would be shoved into half a melon and be able to slice it so the rind would be left behind and left with a perfect melon wedge.

Large size!

Haha a large science one. I can't read. :(

I think it's some kind of gauge for measuring the ripeness of fruit.
Mosaic Skull Tee in Large please x

Quark cutter! XL t-shirt; "BE drifty, drift rifty!"

Circumciser 2000. Patent pending.

hard hat turtle, large

This device, though very old, is clearly meant to remove 1/2 sections of fruit from a halved orange or grape-fruit.

One simply slices the orange/grapefruit perpendicularly to the axis defined by the two navels in the fruit, then places the apparatus into the fruit and actuates the lever. Once this is done, they may then remove the tool, and open the lever again to deposit their removed fruit slice.

brainier than the average bear - small

Okay, forgive the unsavory answer but it is what it is: a sanitary dingleberry remover. I'll spare you the particulars.

mosaic skull, mil grn, xl