These ain't your grandma's bunny slippers! These are the Killer Rabbit slippers (yes, of Monty Python and the Holy Grail) from the NeatoShop. Where's that Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch when you need one?
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I mean, assuming I didn't already have them. Which I do. And they are awesome and very warm and quite sturdy. Plus they terrify my cat. Wins all around.