Crocodile Skin Umbrella and Other Ridiculously Expensive Every Day Item

When it rains cats and dogs, do bazillionaires reach for regular boring ol' umbrella? No, my friends. They use this: the $5,000 crocodile skin umbrella. Why? Because they can.

Here's a list of 24 ridiculously expensive every day items over at Cool Material: Link


Some men hunt for sport,
Others hunt for food,
The only thing I'm hunting for,
Is an outfit that looks good...

See my vest, see my vest,
Made from real gorilla chest,
Feel this sweater, there's no better,
Than authentic Irish setter.

See this hat, 'twas my cat,
My evening wear - vampire bat,
These white slippers are albino
African endangered rhino.

Grizzly bear underwear,
Turtles' necks, I've got my share,
Beret of poodle, on my noodle
It shall rest,

Try my red robin suit,
It comes one breast or two,
See my vest, see my vest,
See my vest.

Like my loafers? Former gophers -
It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
But a greyhound fur tuxedo
Would be best,

So let's prepare these dogs,
Kill two for matching clogs,

See my vest, see my vest,
Oh please, won't you see my vest.
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