Pickle Lip
Balm - $2.95
Got chapped lips? Forget boring ol' chapsticks - reach for the Pickle Lip Balm from the NeatoShop. Yes, it's dill-flavored: Link
If that's not for you, how about:
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Seems deliberate, but geez.