The Great White Snark wrote that getting a Batman mullet is akin to child abuse:
My point is this: I suffered thanks to my own poor judgement. This kid suffered thanks to his parents’ poor judgment.
Because no little kid says, “Hey, you know what would be just dapper? A choppy mullet with a Batman symbol carved in the side.”
Nay, I say, I would so love a Batman mullet like that when I was a little boy. What say you, Neatoramanauts: Bad or Rad?
The mullet, on the other hand, will likely be there well into adulthood...
I wouldn't give a kid a haircut like this, but agreeing with GailPink-I'm sure he's thrilled. The worst that'll probably come of this is some embarrassing family photos for the parents to drag out for friends and future dates.