R2-D2 USB Hub - $39.95
After helping pilot starfighters, serving as your computer's USB Hub is child's play for R2-D2. This neat little Star Wars-inspired gizmo from the NeatoShop chirps and whistles just like the real astromech droid and helps you expand to 4 USB ports: Link
Mos Eisley USB port... You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
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