Mal and Chad's Fill in the Bubble Frenzy! - Neatorama

We'd like to welcome the boy genius Mal and his talking dog Chad here to Neatorama to host another caption contest. As the banner says, if you can think up a winning caption to go in the empty speech bubble, you'll win any T-shirt available in the NeatoShop -take a look around, pick one out and tell us what shirt you'd like with your caption submission in the comments. Just make sure your caption is kid friendly and appropriate. Need some inspiration? Tune in to Mal and Chad's comic strip adventures at malandchad.com.

Update 8/13/10 - Stephen McCranie of Mal and Chad has picked the winner. Congratulations to WrexLabs who won with "Who is ANDY?"

I can't belive I stepped into doggy-do with my BRAND NEW cyberlegs!

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Oh, by the way, if my entry is picked, I'll take the idiot-proof t-shirt in 2X

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The riverdance setting is crazy!

I <3 Math. XL

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"I thought I smelled something too."

Brainier than the average bear. XL

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I knew I should have added the no-stick silicon polymer coating... *sigh*

Remember: Pillage, Then Burn
Black XL

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"I guess we both should've looked where we were going, Chad."

(neatoshop won't load for some reason :( can't choose t-shirt!)

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"Somehow, none of the skills acquired during tap dancing lessons apply here."

The t-shirt: Great Vocab Didn't Save The Thesaurus From Extinction as a Ladies Fit T-shirt (if that's not an option, then T-shirt size S).

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Uh-Oh! No pun intended Chad, but it seems someone forgot to use a doggy-poo bag...

Last cookie, military green, L (woman)

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I think I just stepped in your DNA.

XL mens Type Bike

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"don't tell Leia, but I think we just stepped in an Ewok"

Smart Ass - Sticky Moments XL Chocolate

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A "Richard Simmons" setting sounded like a fun idea at the time...

Honk If You Love Peace and Quiet
Dark Grey, M

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"Whoa! Our first call on the shoe-phone! "This is Mal and Chad. How can we help you?'"

2XL Black Neatoramanaut

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*high pitched voice* LOOK WHAT I CAN DO!

Neatorama Alien, small.

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I knew we shouldn't have used the C-3PO blueprints!

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I don't know....I think it's stuck on "ballet".

"Oh, no! It was rocket science!" Navy, men's L

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Dexter! I thought I told you not to go poo poo in the garden. Bad Dexter!

I Heart Anatomy, L, White

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And there's the proof of the age old adage,"Does a bear shit in the woods?".

/anything in XXL

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I guess bears *do* shit in the woods.

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Oh, wait. Kid friendly, eh? Never mind.

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"EWWWWWoks"

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"These "high" heels are sure a killer"

I Heart CompSci

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I told you she found a boyfriend! Let's just hope they don't go beyond first base, this could be bad.

I Heart Horror! Large

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"Man, these "high" heels are killing me"

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Oh, and I will have a I Heart CompSci Medium :D

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"Chad, did you have a puppy?"

Occam's Razor

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Imagine if you were an ant and this was the last thing you ever saw!!!

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oh, and if i win i want the Velociraptor 3d t-shirt, black M (or, if it cant be 3d, the Type bike, ash gray, M)

repeating my entry-"EWWWWok"

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"How do I switch it back to Manly Strut? It's stuck on Girly Prance."

Carbon Footprint S, White

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Semen again~!??

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All this technology and it doesn't come with a "Poo Avoidance System".

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Hey Chad, any guesses as to what kind of bug that was?

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"I-.........Is That Morgan Freeman?"

I wants the "Roflcopter pilot" shirt. In XL if i win plz ^.^

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"Happy Happy Unicorn?"

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Umm, Chad... Does that belong to you?

Something Somewhere Went Terribly Wrong / S / Military Green

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"It's the wrong trousers, Grommit! And they've gone wrong!"

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"If we track that in the house,mom's gonna be pissed."

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Um, this thing runs like a girl.

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How can I rinse that mess off without getting the electronics wet?

I'm not cynical, everything sucks. military green ladie's fit medium, please.

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"Ummmm, Mal? Did you tell me that you had a brother?"

slow thinkers keep right, black 1x

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I've got ants in my pants!

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"Aw. Crap."

Lawn Gegnome Project - L

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"did a monkey just steal my hacky sack out of mid-air?"
shirt= ATF whose bringing the chips? mens-large-military green.

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I waited long enough ,these are not funny. i want a size for my lovely wife . Maybe a womens medium but make it nerdy i love the site and have for years.

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Was that your cousin?

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'Sorry Chad, looks like you were right, your mom didn't get out of the way in time.'

-Busted! Large ^_^

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"darn it - I should have worn my pumps..."

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No way Lucy will be able to pull the football away this time!

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So, I named it Shirley, but didn't think it would walk in SUCH a girly way!

Math puns are the first sine of madness, XL ash gray

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I've air dribbled this word balloon for 37 minutes! My best time evaar!!

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Bad Dog Chad, Bad Dog

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"Still getting that erratic reading in the Charleston subroutine. That's another ten hours of coding."

Hip Hip Array, small.

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"Hey Chad, did you remember to put away your laptop?"

Exercise in the Forest Moon in Royal Blue in Men's Large

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"Chad, we're gonna need a bigger curb."

Surely Mal & Chad are Jaws fans.

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"Aw fudge... we stepped in infidel again."
Wife's Arm Candy, plox

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"I've got a bad feeling about installing Trampoline Shoes on the Mech Pants."

Hard Hat Turtle, L

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"I TOLD you the kick start option was a bad idea."

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"OH, MAN! I guess the bear does..."

or

"Oh well, excrement occurs."

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apologies to fyngyrz!

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'Dr. Robotnik's new suit sure is kind of strange, Sonic!"

http://www.neatoshop.com/product/Type-Bike

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Who is ANDY?

Request Denied - Large Navy

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"You shouldn't have tried to run, Michael Bay."

I looove the "Support Cloning: It Could Be Awesome!" t-shirt. Ladies' large.

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Ugh. Ewok.

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Watch where you're going! With these new Time Traveler Legs we don't want to test the "Butterfly Effect" do we?

Hoffentlich nichts Schlimmes passiert.

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It's doing it again! I don't know why we ever put frilly mode on this damn girl crusher!

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"Kickstand up. Now what?"

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If I had invented nature, it wouldn't be this messy.

Bad Chewie - XL

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I think we're in the ballet droid. Let's bail before it pirouettes!

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Oh, carbon footprint - XL

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Chhhaaaaaad!, Chewing gum is so hard to get out of my robot feet!

Cornier than ethanol please!

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You're going to have to fetch me a stick.

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Hey Chad, why does is say "Andy" on the bottom of this shoe?

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Gotta watch those feet! That's how I got my huge overbite!

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Pretty neat, but... they're no Manolo Blahnik

The Jester, girl L, Serene green

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EW Chad I thought you said you said you were going to use a bag.

That's How I Roll

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It's OK it wasn't you.
It's just some oil.

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We ain't goin' nowhere if I can't get this blinkin' leg down.

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You weren't overly found of the William's Chihuahua, were you Chad?

Oz the short version, Blue, Ladies XXL please.

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Fond dammit! not found!

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We forgot the football!

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Fond dangnabbit! not found!

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ten bucks says the name of this setting is "Liza Minelli".

I Don't Have an Attitude Problem, You Have a Perception Problem in XL

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"Oh no. It's ... a Windows Vista Logo."

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You're big and I'm small, you're right and I'm wrong. But, Mr Wormwood, I think there *is* something we can do about it.

amp-bear-sand in ladies' medium, please

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Who would've said that stinky bugs are also impressionists?

Mmm Pi Medium Chocolate or black

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Next time I'll add arms and a poop bag.

Birth of Philosophy Medium Ash Grey

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I'm starting to question the necessity of the Rockettesbot.

Hip Hip Array S Chocolate

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That's why we're sliding around!

Supposit Account, XL, Black

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"I Don't have Kankles!"

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Catnip xl

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"Chad, being separated from it by four feet of metal doesn't make stepping in your poo any more pleasant."

Polar Bears are soluble, male, medium.

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Why would I want to make this carbon footprint any smaller?

Wizard of Oz, the short version. XL

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Well, crap.

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"Chad, I think it's trying to tell us something! Which is weird since I didn't install any communicational capabilities..."

Tuxedo T-shirt. L

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"Add this to the 'pros' column for hover technology..."

t-shirt: That's How I Roll

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Drat, the tread pattern makes identification of species impossible.

Entropy Seminar 2XL (royal blue)

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well this is more gross than they would sell at the sewage plant we visited. kinda like "flushy the plushy"

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"chad, did you program in a funny walk? Because we're not going to the ministry."

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"I believe it's cheese, Grommit"

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(artificial intelligence identity crisis) "You're a leg, Damn-it, a leg"

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