Parasailing Donkey

I usually let a lot of things slide, but that poor thing. Must've been terrified.

I don't understand the connection between the company and the stunt?

Sea of Azov. When the Black Sea just won't do. We party hard at Azov, heheh... no tourists, puleeze. [snort] Bring your four-legged animals and get a room for half price!

-Tosh 2.0

After reading "Parasailing Donkey", do you really need to see the clip? Do you really want to?

When I read about this this morning, made me think of WKRP and the turkeys.

Only WKRP was a TV show. Man, these donkey-droppers must be idiots.

Poor donkey.

I hope they hang their asses high.

Are you sure it's a donkey? With such excellent soft focus and jittery camera work it might be a UFO.

Isn't the mere fact that one shows this -even if under the guise of "isn't this terrible"- makes one as bad as the people who put it up in the first place.
Like when news shows horrible footage while saying "how horrible that someone filmed this and put it on TV".
Lipstick on a pig.

People that dumb deserve more than two years.

Is a donkey even smart enough to be frightened at height? I think the cops just want cash and prizes.

Isn't the mere fact that one shows this -even if under the guise of "isn't this terrible"- makes one as bad as the people who put it up in the first place.

Hear that, Neatorama? Since you've already done something just as bad, you can now go fly an actual donkey from a parasail with no moral consequences whatsoever!

Sheesh.

How the fuck is this neat?

Agree with other posters - why are you posting this as entertainment? The donkey nearly died.

What kind of message do you think it would send to the general public if they decided to put those responsible for this in jail for 8-10 years? I say we find out.

I got such a visceral reaction of wanting to füçK!nG kill those asstards for doing this to an innocent animal. It's not funny, it's not neatorama, it's plain F A I L.

NOT FUNNY AT ALL. Neatorama you suck!

@ Colt Seaver

"Is a donkey even smart enough to be frightened at height?"

Are you serious? A basic fear response doesn't require much intelligence. It's instinctual. You can even see it kicking and struggling as it tries to find its balance.

I guess you think that most animals are too stupid to know their heads from their tails. Every single direct ancestor of every single animal alive today was an evolutionary success in that they were intelligent and healthy enough to survive long enough to reproduce. I suppose breeding livestock doesn't particularly count as natural selection at work, but the ancestors of this creature thrived in the wild long before agricultural farming and human intervention.

Fear is one of the most basic instincts and vital to the survival of almost every animal in the wild.

Would anyone really parasail with this group who obviously have share a lower IQ than the donkey?

Hey Miss Cellania: please leave this stuff for the intershit crowd, the same losers that watch beheadings, tortures, murders, Fox news...

What peculiar responses. I guess some of you aren't aware of the fact that millions of animals are killed and eaten every day in every nation on the face of the world? This donkey got to go on a fun parasail ride, ooh, how horrible. I'm shocked! Shocked, I say!

Grow up, assholes. Typical of such 'compassionate' animal lovers to wish serious harm on other human beings for having possibly frightened (i.e. NOT seriously harmed) a donkey. Guess what else.... I heard in some horrible countries like Iran and North Korea people are doing medical research on mice, and they even take animal skins and wear them for clothing!!!! OH THE HORROR!!!! OH THE HUMANITY!!!! OH THE BESTIALITY!!!!!