What kind of twisted mind came up with a baby harp seal as a pinata for kids to whack with a stick? It's OK to laugh, since it is only paper, filled with blood-red candies ready to spill out when the clubbing is done. Link
(Image credit: Flickr user keithbcg)
And yes, the idea did make me laugh.
Canadian Club
A baby seal walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "what will you have?"
It replies, "Anything except Canadian Club"