Ice Cream Cone Fan - $7.95
Hot enough for you? Beat the heat with this super cool ice cream cone fan from the NeatoShop. Guaranteed not to melt in your hand: Link
Gun Fan - $4.95
Ice cream fan not your thing? Perhaps a macho gun fan would be more to your liking! Just don't bring that one to the airport, mmkay?
But a real idiot designed the gun fans.