I Write Like is a generator that proposes to analyze your writing and compare it to published authors. The above is the result I got when I entered some text from an article I wrote for mental_floss. However, the results do not tell me why my writing resembles James Joyce's prose. Then I entered another sample, this time from an article I wrote for Neatorama.
Again, no explanation for why the results are different. They might even be random. Grab a few paragraphs of your writing and try it out for yourself! Link -via The Daily What
i call shenanigans
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~ JD Salinger
It may just get a number using a function on the characters input, and then returns a certain author. Why?
To tell you to suscribe to their newsletter, of course.
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My lengthier journal posts have pretty reliably been coming up as Stephen King, which is pretty neat, except for one that came up as Dan Brown, which made me make a face.
adding some random spaces changes it to HP lovecraft.
total garbage, just another narcissistic junk facebook app.
Guess what? Kipling wrote like James Joyce.
Dirkovitch was a Russian--a Russian of the Russians, as he said--who
appeared to get his bread by serving the czar as an officer in a
Cossack regiment, and corresponding for a Russian newspaper with a
name that was never twice the same. He was a handsome young Oriental,
with a taste for wandering through unexplored portions of the earth,
and he arrived in India from nowhere in particular. At least no living
man could ascertain whether it was by way of Balkh, Budukhshan,
Chitral, Beloochistan, Nepaul, or anywhere else. The Indian
government, being in an unusually affable mood, gave orders that he
was to be civilly treated, and shown everything that was to be seen;
so he drifted, talking bad English and worse French, from one city to
another till he forgathered with her Majesty's White Hussars[3] in the
city of Peshawur,[4] which stands at the mouth of that narrow
sword-cut in the hills that men call the Khyber Pass. He was
undoubtedly an officer, and he was decorated, after the manner of the
Russians, with little enameled crosses, and he could talk, and (though
this has nothing to do with his merits) he had been given up as a
hopeless task or case by the Black Tyrones[5], who, individually and
collectively, with hot whisky and honey, mulled brandy and mixed
spirits of all kinds, had striven in all hospitality to make him
drunk. And when the Black Tyrones, who are exclusively Irish, fail to
disturb the peace of head of a foreigner, that foreigner is certain to
be a superior man. This was the argument of the Black Tyrones, but
they were ever an unruly and self-opinionated regiment, and they
allowed junior subalterns of four years' service to choose their
wines. The spirits were always purchased by the colonel and a
committee of majors. And a regiment that would so behave may be
respected but cannot be loved.
it's not random, but this:
'analyzes your word choice and writing style and compares them to those of the famous writers.'
is bull. this thing's about as useful as a mechanical fortune teller (if you're not tom hanks).
I think the problem is that it's designed to look for what IS there than what ISN'T. It probably factors in things like the lengths of sentences and paragraphs, word repetition, capitalization or punctuation, maybe looking for a few key words (like vulgarities, perhaps?). It gets "fooled" by garbage, because it doesn't check for garbage, and it doesn't make sense for it to do so - internet posts are filled with slang and misspellings, and a "snobbier" algorithm that chides you for writing nonsense might return some false positives, which would only end in tears.
Shenanigans or not, I certainly don't write anything like James Joyce. (In fact the whole story was an attempt to write in the style of Roger Zelazny, but whether I succeeded is another thing entirely.)
Ignore this. It's of no use.
Shakespeare writes like Charles Dickens.
When I pasted the "To be or not to be" soliloquy from Hamlet, Shakespeare was writing like Mark Twain.
Coleridge's Xanadu poem is written like Rudyard Kipling.
It's just an analysis of common words - a simple statistical thing. Notice how it's all well-known writers names.
That being said, I write like H.P. Lovecraft.
Arthur Conan Doyle
I hope they don't steal my writing, I'll go ape-sh** because it has taken me a year to get where I am!
I got Asimov after entering a chemistry paper, and Vonnegut on a speech I wrote about Vonnegut (even after removing his name, his works, and so on).
Though, how I got Chuck Palahniuk on a paper I wrote about a Thai restaurant, I do not know...
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That's cool even though I think it's totally random.
O disappointment!
Got 4 different authors.
Also, the extra special subscription offer is for an e-book that is easily available through Project Gutenberg.
This was a waste of time
but the Doctor Who which was more dialogue heavy said David Foster Wallace *shrug*
James Joyce
Leo Tolstoy
David Foster Wallace
George Orwell
Daniel Dafoe and
Dan Brown
I must be AWESOME. Gotta go. Heading out to write the great American Novel. Look for it soon!
cool, but haha.. This app would be better if they mentioned why you write like a certain author.
I think they just pick the authors randomly, :(
- I wrote about how I hate sparkling vampires, WOW!, I eventually write like Stephanie Meyer...
using "an" instead of "a" in English. Other differences are caused by using synonyms, where the effect on the meaning is slight if it has an effect at all.
There is no denying that there are differences which go beyond those listed above. However, there is not a single doctrine ever mentioned in the passages in question which cannot be as well or better established from other verses of Scripture. Every doctrine established in the King James Version can be just as well established from the New American Standard or the New International Version.
I entered two early ones and got Ian Fleming! Twice!
Then a later column - Oscar Wilde.
Finally an non-column article, for the same mag - David Foster Wallace, the well known (?) author of 'hysterical reality' novels.
I think it's random.
John
Apparently.
John
Discuss.
John
H.P Lovecraft -awesome
The prelude gave me
Mary Shelley -Cool
and scene 1 gave me
Charles Dickens - hmmm
words, their grade level and syllabication; phrases from prepositional to verbals; complements; adjective, adverb, and noun clauses. And much more. The power of the computer makes this possible.
It compares sentence type and structure: e.g. Simple sentence with an infinitive phrase. I'm sure it even investigates at the paragraph level: narrative, descriptive, explanatory, and persuasive.
Do you get the idea? All writers use various rules of grammar and composition. Of course, not only in our language, English, but others as well.
Another e.g. Ernest Hemingway wrote short sentences with subjects coming first. Dickens and Lovecraft, used big words with long, stringy sentences, of which today might be considered too long. More contemporary writing is terse, to the point. The machine is not bias.
I write like H.P. Lovecraft, and man is it so true. I never heard of him, but after reading a few of his short stories, to see if my way of writing truly is anywhere near his style, no doubt exists in my mind. And believe me or not, I tried analyzing on my own, but the only thing I found out is that I love those lengthy sentences that everyone seems to despise today due to our hectic fast-paced world of give me now! Fools. Then they wonder where are all the good writers.
Yes, I entered more and came up with Dickens, and someone else, but I get the gist of what the creator of the analyzer had in mind.
Write a dozen paragraphs of your way of writing and I'll bet you'll get an average of one author. Try it. I haven't, and I don't care to. I think, if anything, it has encouraged me to write in the natural and never compromise my style, even if it means a smaller audience. Don't laugh at it, try using it as a guide instead. It's worth it I think. Thank you.
I pasted a text from one of my stories and got Charles Dickens as a first result, then pasted the same text and got H.P. Lovecraft, who still doesn't remotely resemble Dickens.
Besides, there's no way an author can be similar to like ten different famous authors. I've gotten James Joyce (yeah right!), Rudyard Kipling, Vladimir Nabokov (strange since I don't write in Russian) Stephanie Meyers and Dan Brown. Gee, wonder why?
Apparently he could have written this:
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few tries later i became Cory Doctorow ...
blogged about it as well :)