Exuvius Multi-Tool Titanium Collar Stays

Exuvius Multi-Tool Titanium Collar Stays - $49.95

If James Bond's Q designed collar stays, I'm pretty sure they'll look like these. The Exuvius Multi-Tool Titanium Collar Stay not only keeps your collar looking nice and crisp, it cut threads, screw both Phillips and flatheads, and even pop a brewski for you. Oh, did we mention it's made from titanium?

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You can also use them to spread butter, jam or any other spread on your slice of bread. And if you make a wrong move, they also work as subtle built in and ready-aimed euthanasia-tools!

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Don't go to the airport.

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Work it harder, make it better.
Do it faster, makes us stronger.
More than ever, Hour after.
Our work is never over.

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Good for white-collar criminals.

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Oh great, another piece of clothing that will soon be confiscated at airports. I'm going nude the next time I fly.