With a name like "Donald Duck", I'm sure we can all understand why he has a drug and alcohol problem. Growing up must be tough for this dude:
A man named Donald Duck was arrested on drug charges after an accident in a drive-through line over the weekend.
Officers said Duck, 51, was arrested at about 5:25 p.m. Saturday after he repeatedly struck the car in front of him while at a drive-through pizza line on Lincoln Way East in Massillon.
http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/donald-duck-arrested-on-drug-charges-after-crash-in-massillon1278093816706