Oddee has screenshots of ten funny Amazon.com reviews, such as this customer's complaint about faulty packaging for a shipment of uranium ore. What a ripoff! I hope he got his money back.
Amazon needs to figure out a way to weed out the angry reviews when someone gets a product that arrives broken. UPS is a killer of products. Just check out the Youtube videos of packages they have been caught throwing, dropping, etc. It's not pretty.
This is my favorite review. http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-reviews/A2OVH5KLNNRXP/ref=cm_pdp_rev_title_1?ie=UTF8&sort_by=MostRecentReview#RCOXTKYH8K8WQ
Reviews Written by E. Solomonson RSS Feed (REAL NAME)
Wet Platinum Silicone based lube 8.9oz
Perfect for evading motion detectors!, April 3, 2010 This review is from: Wet Platinum 8.9oz (Health and Beauty)
As an international jewel thief I have had to use a variety of personal lubricants to slide across museum floors underneath motion detectors and this is by far the best. The fact it is not water soluble adds to it usefulness when bungling French constabulary slip and fall while scrambling to alert others that the Carbuncle of Rajapuristan (supposedly cursed) has been stolen.
I really wish "Wet Platinum" would make grappling hooks and crossbows too. Lord knows that is an area that needs a good dose of "Wet Platinum" quality.
My all time fave!
http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-reviews/A2OVH5KLNNRXP/ref=cm_pdp_rev_title_1?ie=UTF8&sort_by=MostRecentReview#RCOXTKYH8K8WQ
Reviews Written by
E. Solomonson RSS Feed
(REAL NAME)
Wet Platinum Silicone based lube 8.9oz
Perfect for evading motion detectors!,
April 3, 2010
This review is from: Wet Platinum 8.9oz (Health and Beauty)
As an international jewel thief I have had to use a variety of personal lubricants to slide across museum floors underneath motion detectors and this is by far the best. The fact it is not water soluble adds to it usefulness when bungling French constabulary slip and fall while scrambling to alert others that the Carbuncle of Rajapuristan (supposedly cursed) has been stolen.
I really wish "Wet Platinum" would make grappling hooks and crossbows too. Lord knows that is an area that needs a good dose of "Wet Platinum" quality.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000I1X6PM/ref=cm_rdp_product