Crime Scene Fleece Throw - $15.95
If your vacation plans to go to the beach in the Gulf is thwarted by the oil spill, don't just suffer in silence. Don't cancel your trip, either. Instead, pack this Crime Scene Fleece Throw from the NeatoShop so you can still lay in the sun and revel in righteous victimhood.
Plus, the black color of the throw will hide any oil and tar ball stains! Link