An unnamed woman in Colorado backed her car into a canal near the town of Fruita Sunday night. She told police that she saw a vampire in the road and was so scared she put her car into reverse and backed away, ending up in the canal.
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She was not injured. Her husband arrived on the scene and took her home. Troopers do not suspect alcohol or drugs to be factors in this accident.
They added that they found no evidence of a vampire.
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Obviously it was the worst kind of fiend, a ninja vampire!
(I do love that the police felt the need to point out that they found no evidence of a vampire.)
Well obviously it does.