When a Toronto shopping mall was closed during the G20 Summit (AKA New World Order meeting, for all you conspiracy theorists), a citizen became furious because he couldn't shop.
Of course, the Internet was there to document the whole shopping rage thing. Folks, I think we've found just discovered what would happen if you cross the Epic Beard Man with Nancy Kerrigan: Link [Break video]
In other news, scientists discovered that shopping is actually dangerous for men: shop register receipts were found to contain Bisphenol A, a chemical compound that could lead to - gasp - impotence. Of course us guys often feel weak when taking a look at the receipt, but we've always figured it was the effect of being punched in the wallet. But it turns out that we're being kicked in the nuts, too.
Between the Shopping Rage Guy and the impotence-inducing receipt, I think we've got a bulletproof excuse not to go to the mall!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umU3mCYlcxY
The mall is closed while an uncontrolled, destructive anarchist mob roams the city? THIS IS THE END OF CIVIL LIBERTY AS WE KNOW IT! THE POLICE ARE OUT FOR OUR FREEDOM!!
I'm ashamed of this species sometimes.
Tomorrow there'll be another lunatic doing the same thing when the mall closes for Canada Day.
That camera man and the two teens seem like real arseholes.
Also, @Joe please see some of the dregs of Canadian working hard below
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZm-AL9uIPc&feature=related
Is it me or does this just not make sense?
Otherwise, funny and interesting article.