Papervore Coffee Table

The Papervore is a truly epic paper shredder that devours the junk mail piles that accumulate on any coffee table. It's visually appealing, and damn, it looks fun.

This coffee, called The Papervore, table has a hand-cranked paper shredder system that incorporates the shredded bits of your bills and statements into the actual design of the piece of furniture. It’s got a “contact for pricing” remark on Pigeontail’s website, which can only mean that this thing is way too expensive for a lot of folks.

http://www.pigeontail.com/pigeontail/Papervore_H.html via Doobybrain

Awesome design, certainly MAKEable albeit probably much rougher around the edges. The bottom piece looks remarkably similar to an aquarium, but damn what a good idea all the way around!

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I guess if you sit on orange crates, this would blend right in.

Get it, "blend"? Too subtle?

How about "Put this in your living room if you haven't a shred of dignity."

No?

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First strange thought that popped into my mind was not to do one's taxes on this table if you have a household with kids. Get up to go get or do something and come back and find little timmy winding the handle and shredding your tax forms.

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While it's an awesome concept, I'm much more in love with the name. Has any shredder company not used it before? I'm shocked.

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A hand crank paper shredder. Neato! I wonder if he
gave any thought to how he will empty it.

(a match would work pretty well)