Congratulations to Neatorama author Stacy Conradt (Stacy Bee) and her husband, who welcomed their first child Lydia Louise into the world yesterday! Lydia weighed 6 pounds, 15 ounces and measured 20.5 inches long. Mother and baby are fine, and Lydia's parents and grandparents are as proud as punch! You can see a couple more pictures at NeatoBambino.
which pretty much fits my view of babies as parasites.