Man Who Ran Out of Toilet Paper Rescued by Twitter

Proving how completely stupid twitter and the tw@ts that use it are.

20 minutes later????

How about you pick up the phone, CALL the store you're in, and ask for toilet paper?

What if he took a particularly nasty #2 and was embarrassed so horribly that calling the store was the last thing I...I mean he wanted to do.

@jasonhepler: so instead, he TOLD THE ENTIRE WORLD!!! ;)

If by entire world you mean his family, friends, and fellow members of the Japanese Furry Friends Society then yes. And everyone knows nobody guards an embarrassing secret like the JFFS. Not that I would know or anything. Because this totally did not happen to me.

After 20 minutes exposure to the air I'd expect that it would be a lot more difficult to remove with just paper. He'd probably need a stiff brush or a custom 'Neatorama Dangleberry Removal Kit'.

I can see it now.

Worst constipation ever. Request of a laxative... or some prunes to the restroom beside the GAP near the food court.

It's a slippery slope I tell ya.

I become next time around assistance twittern, so that me someone wipes off back part :-)

Am I the only one who's kind of shocked to find out that a camera store (with 3 floors nonetheless) in fucking Akihabara, the gadget capital of frigging JAPAN has a bathroom that lacks some sort of ass washing robot wand thing?

BTW, the proper solution to this (assuming no one else is in the bathroom is to either:

Waddle over the the sink and make a bidet out of it

or

Sacrifice a sock

Every few years my buddy, or myself, will encounter a situation like this. The phrase is so well ingrained in our vernacular that all he has to say is, "Dude, out riding my bike the other day, ended up sacrificing a sock" and i know exactly what transpired. Whether or not knowing such details in any way enhances my life is debatable.

@Nick Gisburne: "Neatorama Dangleberry Removal Kit" sounds like a sure thing! Let's get to work on making one :)

@Alex: I'll buy the finished product but there is no way I'm getting involved in the R&D :P

@Nick Gisburne: Don't worry! With 3 kids, I have plenty of test subjects!

Confucius say -

TP less man with Twitter
Happy to leave shitter.