I guess he was out of toilet paper:
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A man who received a parking ticket in Bartlett now faces criminal charges after authorities said he stained the citation with human excrement before mailing it back to the village.
Officials said Alexander J. Bailey, 22, of the 6N600 block of Medinah Road in Medinah, was arrested last week charged with disorderly conduct after a village hall employee found brown stains and a foul odor on the ticket and alerted police, authorities said. The original ticket was for $15, Bartlett police said.
Bailey also scrawled a note on the ticket indicating he'd used it to wipe himself, court documents said.
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Seriously, I can't count the times and I was only a janitor in two different places for maybe 16 months tops during college.