Betty White in a Metal Bikini Wielding a Flaming Chainsaw While Riding a John Ritter Centaur - Neatorama

The Portland Mercury, an entertainment magazine in Portland, Oregon, asked readers to take a poll about what they'd like to see on the cover of an issue. Artist Andrew Zubko executed their vision with this magnificent illustration.

Link via Nerd Bastards | Image: Andrew Zobko/Portland Mercury

These kinds of posts are the reason why I follow Neatorama religiously.

Why, thanks for making my day just a little bit brighter!

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Disturbing... no wait, awesome... no... disturbing...hmm...I'm at a loss. Its either an epic win or the stuff of nightmares, I'm feeling conflicted.

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Wooooooooooo ow.

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keep Portland weird!

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Yeah, when I saw this in the lunch room I found it hard to ignore. It is immensely surreal, and also shiny.

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WOOOWWWW! You just made my day! Or my night since it's 2h30 am where I'm at. Betty White, Leia, Centaur, Jason-style chainsaw, centaur... I'ml ost here... this is so much to absorb... Woooowwww! Wonderful! Tank you!

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I luv this city ^_^

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I´m really impressed, thats the best thing I´ve seen this year.

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And let's not forget the flaming volcano!

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THe John RItter centaur is poorly drawn, which is a shame since the Betty White part is totally awesome.

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awesomesauce... but the Suns are gonna take the Blazers in 5 :-)

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I'm sorry if the answer should be obvious, but why is the John Ritter centaur a mare?

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A trillion things could have been drawn, Portland settled for this?

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Wow. Does that look like a Princess Leia Return of the Jedi bikini top?

Even more proof (as if we needed it) that Betty White is the most awesome person on the planet. ...and even the most awesome person in the alternate universe where Spock has a beard.
YAY BETTY!

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Betty White is pregnant?

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hooray for stumptown love!

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The Mercury is not an "entertainment magazine," it's a weekly newspaper. And it is awesome.

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Totally awesome.

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The Mercury is a rag in my opinion. Pure trash.

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The comments here are much different than those on Huffington Post. I like you guys better.

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@Snarlz

I think the term you were looking for is "awsomely disturbing..."

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Wow they smoke a lot of dope in Portland

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PDX FTW!!!!! hometown holla!

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This illustrates perfectly why Portland is the only place in the States I'd voluntarily move to.
Rock on, P-town. Rock. On.

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