The Alot is an imaginary creature that I made up to help me deal with my compulsive need to correct other people's grammar. It kind of looks like a cross between a bear, a yak and a pug, and it has provided hours of entertainment for me in a situation where I'd normally be left feeling angry and disillusioned with the world.
See the Alot in many different situations at Hyperbole and a Half. Link -via Buzzfeed
There's a word we can all use to describe this phenomena of "language constantly evolving over time to serve its users" and that words is -----
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"Colloquial". As in "alot" has a "colloquial meaning". Actually, I'm not totally sure if I used it right, but I know I really like this word because it fits its meaning which I have been searching to describe for so long. Don't you love when you find out there's a word for something you have been trying to say? I'll never forget when I discovered the word "pretentious".....sigh.
:)
But I like the word "alot." The expression "a lot" is used like a single word in speech, so why not make it a single word in writing?
Oh, and I would like them back when you're done with them.
KTHANXBIE