Your momma's so fat that the probability that she is in an arbitrary point in a room is 1.
The woman who carried you in her womb for your gestation period and later expelled you from her vagina has such an excess of adipose tissue that one could reap cardiovascular benefits simply from taking a brisk walk around her person.
Yo momma is so fat, the recursive function int yourMom{ (return yourMom();} causes a stack overflow
Yo momma's so fat that when I used multiple integration to find the volume under her curves, it turned out she was a hypervolume and could not be graphed.
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ahaha sorry nerds. Yall know tht was funny.
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(Yes I know that they can't really see the wall. )