That, my friends, is the Gizmo Skirt by Brian Lichtenberg. The skirt is in grey tweed and features "ear-pockets" with swarovski crystal eyes. It'll set you back $2,100 but that's the price of mogwai haute couture these days.
Whatever you do, don't spill food on it after midnight: Link - Thanks Mike!
It boggles the mind that anyone would try to sell it, much less for $2100. I would burn it.
Seriously, are there any grown women out there that would actually wear this monstrosity?