Not all mythological creatures are as impressive as dragons or sasquatch; some are downright weak, not worth the publicity, or way too easy to explain. Take the Flatwoods Monster:
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Another of these possibly alien types, the Flatwoods Monster appears to be someone's hellish vision of a nun, mixed with alien effects budget of the final season of the original Star Treck. Standing 10 feet high, with bulging eyes, a heart shaped red face, and in a pleated green skirt, the Flatwoods Monster terrorized a group of preteens, who couldn't decide if it had short stubby claw arms or not, when later asked. It reportedly made a shrill hissing noise, and glided around. You know what else has a shrill hiss, heart shaped face, glides, and could easily be misconstrued by terrified 12 year olds? A barn owl.
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Those aren't bulging eyes, those are cucumber slices. Even monsters need facials.
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D'yer reckon he means Canvey Island?
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That one's listed as well, Skipweasel.
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Treck?
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Sorry, I meant the one he called Canvery Island. I was wondering if he meant Canvey Island.
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Yeah, it's meant to be snarky but the criticism of Mothman has no basis in the actual case. Fail.
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<<<>>> terrible way to refer to a species of dogs...they are called xoloscuintles, they were sacred in prehispanic méxico...
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Just FYI, I get a McAfee warning about a browser hijack before I enter this site. My browser is acting strangely now...
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