Bike riding can get a bit boring after a while. So why not read a book while you're at it? The Performance Book Caddy attaches to your bicycle's handlebars, letting you focus on your text while riding. What would possibly go wrong?
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as for the rest of you - I'm always hopeful that the Neatorama commenters' wit will be par with passiveagressivenotes, but so often it boils down to simple editing insults. Meh.
As for "Jazz on your face", she must make it known that she is a female for fear of being branded gay, maybe. You all know what the "Jazz" refers to here, don't you?
Thank you, Neatorama!
PD: Sorry for my bad English: I do my best, but it's not my first language