Harold Camping has announced that this new date corrects his previous incorrect prediction that the world would end in 1994. He acknowledges that the previous prediction was based on a "mathematical error." The new prediction has, however, a much more fundamental theological basis:
The number 5, Camping concluded, equals "atonement." Ten is "completeness." Seventeen means "heaven."
"Christ hung on the cross April 1, 33 A.D.," he began. "Now go to April 1 of 2011 A.D., and that's 1,978 years." Camping then multiplied 1,978 by 365.2422 days - the number of days in each solar year, not to be confused with a calendar year. Next, Camping noted that April 1 to May 21 encompasses 51 days. Add 51 to the sum of previous multiplication total, and it equals 722,500.
Camping realized that (5 x 10 x 17) x (5 x 10 x 17) = 722,500. Or put into words: (Atonement x Completeness x Heaven), squared.
"Five times 10 times 17 is telling you a story," Camping said. "It's the story from the time Christ made payment for your sins until you're completely saved. "I tell ya, I just about fell off my chair when I realized that," Camping said.
Squared, mind you. How can you argue with such mathematical precision? And please ignore the shape of his head in the shadow...
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Me too, only I nearly fell off my chair laughing.
It’s a no win game here, you know but just in case you run into anyone who is really worried about this remind the person the dating or the (current) Georgian Calendar is off 10 days from the Julian (used at the time) plus Herod died in what would have been 3 or 4 BC thus the birth is off by some 3-4 years as well in the western calendar.
Thus, the end of the world came between May 11, 2007 and May 11, 2008. Which coincidentally is the the EXACT period when the Nanny WAS NOT running on Nick At Night.
I rest my case
"You can find anything if you look hard enough"
I rest my case.
Their calendar is just different than ours. Theirs ends in 2012, ours ends in December.
Just because it's December, doesn't mean its the end of the world.
Ex:
2010 = 1+2-(3-4-5)*6*7*8-9
2010 = 1-(2+(3-4-5)*6*7)*8+9
2010 = 1+2+(3+4*(5+6*7+8))*9
...
http://www.thesamet.com/2010.txt
Oh wait, you're bat-sh#t-crazy, nevermind!
The same nutjobs (Mary above) and others were the same one trying to "prepare" us (read: enslave us with their batsh!ttery) that Y2K was the end of the world. I work in the Bible Belt and had to deal with crackpots like Mary et. el. saying then it was the end of the world, which, yeah no, not so much. The world has been around a long time, it will continue, sorry to burst people's bubbles. Though it is fun to totally pick on mercilessly the crackpots, like Mary above or the freaks in the bible belt when they're wrong, as they always are, though they'll always squirm out of it saying "well, it's because so and so... " yeah no, you're just ignorant. Close your bible, open your mind.
Hate to break it to you, but it has nothing to do with your gender.
The Bible doesn't say that Christ was born in December, nor does it have anything to say about the geometry of the Earth. At least know about that which you ridicule. Thank you.
He was a smart kid -- did his algebra homework in pen and never had to scratch thru anything. Very bright but a little eccentric.
I wonder whatever happened to that kid.
Bat. Shit.
I can see the bumper stickers now "Guns don't kill people 2010 kills people".
You are putting out the wrong information, because the Bible states, Only God knows that date. I hope Father makes, all that are putting out dates, look like the fool's that they are.
From One-Being, that is a part of the real, Body of Jesus Christ.
I thought the 2012 date was the end of the long count, nothing more, nothing less. It might be the end of a lot of the BS we have going on. Maybe it will be the dawning of a new age.
If it's gonna end, why worry.
..what you were planning to hide somewhere????