The Salary Theorem proves mathematically that those who know more make less money. Therefore, if you know nothing, you should be fabulously wealthy! Link -via Digg
I read this years ago in a Dilbert strip; it's widely known as Dilbert's "Salary Theorem". Did Scott Adams come up with it, or did he borrow it from elsewhere?
As someone who understands dimensional analysis and logical fallacies, I love the analysis.
(This screenshot is not a fake...)
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