Farmer Zheng Dexun of Langzhong, China dug up a fleeceflower root that looks like a human being right down to the arms, legs, and facial features. It is 62 centimeters tall and weights 5.8 kilograms. Zeng, worried about the consequences of digging it up, put it back in the ground, saying " don't know whether it is good or bad to dig out a Chinese knotweed that looks like a human. I'd better put it back in the earth!" Full-sized image at the link.
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If not real: They didn't have to give it a package... How pervy.