Shredsors - $19.95
Need to destroy that top secret memo but got no office paper shredder? Here's the product for you: a strange yet effective combination of scissors and shredders. Behold, the Shredsors - a pair of scissors with 9 blades that will quickly destroy junk mail, bank statements, old credit cards ...
From the Neatorama Shop: http://shop.neatorama.com/product-info.php?shredsors-scissors-shredder-pid566.html
One claim is not true: it does not cut credit cards. It requires way too much hand strength, and the leverage is not adequate. The grips aren't comfortable enough for this, either.