This Bizarro comic panel made me chuckle. I'm sure you can start a flamewar simply by mentioning the A-word (indeed, Dan Piraro's blog post on this comic panel has quite a bit of comments), so why don't we just laugh a bit and carry on?
Link - For more Bizarro, check out Dan Piraro's excellent website and blog.
Oh and yes I'm an humanist and a taoist too.
A similar joke would be, "A Catholic cafe, where they only serve wine and wafers." Ha ha, it's funny because Catholics eat food during church, and cafes have food, you know - get it?
Back to work, Dan. Kinko's breaktime is over.