Denise Woodage of Reading, England told a court that the sight of her neighbor naked put her off men and sausages for life. 53-year old Paul Darlow was arrested for indecent exposure after Woodage saw him naked in his garden.
Darlow was sentenced to six weeks jail time. Link -via Arbroath
The 54-year-old, who is mum to Hazel, 26, told the Post she was now anti-men as a result of seeing Darlow’s “pale and hairy” body in the November chill and is now on anti-depressants.Mrs Woodage, who does not work, first saw the 53-year-old flashing in March 2008. She complained to police and they installed CCTV.
In November 2008 – after capturing Darlow on film flashing his bits yet again – he was arrested and charged with indecent exposure.
He initially denied the incidents but during his trial, before Judge Zoë Smith, he confessed to touching himself outdoors
Darlow was sentenced to six weeks jail time. Link -via Arbroath
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That story seems to be blowing things out of proportion. It was humorous, though.
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She's a man!
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That picture alone has put me off of any kind of food for atleast a few minutes.
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If she had simply retaliated by flashing him back, his "bits" would have shriveled and fallen off, problem solved.
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Or perhaps, she's angling for a lawsuit.
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